So here I sit in the library of an elementary school – waiting for training to start so that it can end so that I can launch myself on a great adventure. I feel like a race car revving my engines & smoking my wheels.

I feel nauseous, shaky, and muddled thinking. I think I’m suffering from white blaze fever. The only cure is time on the trail… And soon!

Hurry woman. Fast forward this presentation! I promise, boss, I’ll try super hard to focus.

Andddddd….. Here goes the training.